Ladybug and Muffin Sticker: Introduction of characters

Ladybug: Hi, I’m a cute toy ladybug with a muffin sticker on me.  I smile all day because I have incredible communication skills.  I’m suave, concise, intelligent, and bloody hell, people love me for it…not to mention my ridiculously cute way of entertaining the masses with my adorably tiny feet.  But I sometimes have difficulty communicating with Muffin sticker.  I wish he’d learn a more tactful way of directly addressing his feelings, wants and needs.  I get really uncomfortable and sad when we can’t communicate in a healthy manner.  I would like to work on establishing a more functional communication method as to better the situation of him being forever stuck on me…

Muffin sticker: Ladybug, shove it.